25 Funny Grocery Signs

25 26 Funny Grocery Signs

Grocery stores are hilarious places. With so many items and so many signs to describe those items, there’s bound to be an excess of inappropriate signs to baffle and amuse us. Some signs are so incorrect and funny, however, that they deserve to have their photo taken and broadcast on the internet. So check out these grocery store photos that show the weird and wacky things going on in some supermarkets (these are not my pictures).

1. Butts $1.09 lb

2. Breasts $1.88 lb

3.Succulent Ass

4. Ice Cold Cow Juice

5. Tangerines... really?

6. Apples

7. Cock flavoured Soup

8. Every baby needs beer & wines

9.Do not try on product... wow!

10. It wouldn't be a picnic without Trojans

11. Dried Crack

12. Fresh Idiots Rock Fish

13. Where do they keep the Cream of Spleen Soup

14. Everyone wants free Gas

15. Name or price... definitely the name

16. Essentials for breakfast

17. Unbelievable deals

18. a salty snack

19. Tards that pop

20. Red Flag savings

21. now that's a hot deal

22. cearl for breakfast

23. Bundles of English Ass

24. 1lb bag of snowman nose's

25. Curved Yellow Fruit

26. Out of Pretzels... and I'm out of pics

Hope you appreciate the signs in our local grocery store just a bit more. Have you seen any  funny grocery signs? Drop me a line or send me a pic to post.

Bits of my Birthday!

Well this week I celebrated my birthday. Woo Hoo! I embrace the birthdays. I don’t cry about getting older. As a matter of fact I like it. I’m 43 and I’m cool with that. I feel more relevant.

There I was all curled up and snuggled down in my warm comfy bed (enjoying my day off) when I was woken up by Boy1 and Boy 2 standing at the end of my bed with their homemade cards (I just LOVE homemade cards) and gifts.

 

Happy Birthday Mudder!  

We didn't buy you a card so we made this one instead! 

Here's $2 for a tea to roll up the rim and get you out of bed!

Love Boy 1 and Boy 2

Inside was a Toonie for my Tim Horton’s Tea (roll up the rim) and two tickets to the local comedy show held once a year in our area featuring local talent and is also a fundraiser for the fire department.

Then my mother in law stopped by with a cake, a card, and some scratch tickets. I checked Facebook and I had way over a hundred birthday wishes one was as far away as England from my cousin Kate, and lots of other  friends called or stopped by for a little chat ~ Thanks Cory , Lisa.

On Friday I went swimming with my Bestie Lisa .

I am grateful for every wonderful year, even though some have been tough! Thank you to all my family and friends who make my special day, so very SPECIAL!

Do you love or loathe your birthday?