Received today via email from a friend; one of those letters that makes the rounds. I'm not at all sure of who wrote it or where it came from originally. As it is the time of year for many readers, and as it is kinda funny if you approach it in the right spirit (we are well aware these are serious disorders, but we can still appreciate a good joke, right?), here it is:
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1) Narcissistic-- Hark the
Herald Angels Sing About Me
2) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
3) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear -- the Voices, the Voices?
3a) Paranoid-Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear -- the Voices, the Voices
! ! ...and they are blaming everything on ME !!
4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores
And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants
And...........
5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens -- or maybe Kings --
Disoriented Are
6) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not
Shout, I'm Gonna Cry... and I'll not Tell You Why
8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells
10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House
11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My
Slippers and Robe
12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned
Down the House
13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
Author obviously has some issues!
